Roaring Fan Mugs

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'What's that funny smell?'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Who said money was not a motivator?

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Do you think it's possible that you provoked the defendant, somehow?'

'What? Do I have something stuck between my teeth? You're giving me a funny look.'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

"I don't care what they say - it isn't the best medicine!"

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'Of course we charge triple!'

"You're not stepping on it right."

'I'm doing a book about my life, called 'I, Clown'.'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

"She always plays the Rocky theme song after a closing."

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."