Roaring Fan Prints

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'What's that funny smell?'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

Terry Wogan

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Who said money was not a motivator?

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

'Of course we charge triple!'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'What? Do I have something stuck between my teeth? You're giving me a funny look.'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

"I don't care what they say - it isn't the best medicine!"

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'Do you think it's possible that you provoked the defendant, somehow?'

"You're not stepping on it right."

Barnyard Motel. You'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call when I say you'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call.

"People usually see the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast or something' but..."

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'I'm doing a book about my life, called 'I, Clown'.'

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."