Bling Lovers T-Shirts

"I'm taking no chances, I've invested everything in gold."

Telephone ringing - Bling Bling.

The adoration of the gels.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Piano Keyboard

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'I wish I was creative'

Wine Pyramid

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

B.B. King

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Champagne

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Do you like my bling?

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

I think I have a gilt complex.

Distance to horizon varies.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Nutflix

". . . Woke up this mornin', and had the blues - couldn't afford prescription for anti-depressants!"

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.