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"Really? A wine cup? Hat ornaments? You find a way to reattach mine, or I'm going to using your ears as castanets."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Jazz is Invented

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Six jazz instruments.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Check out this new store."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Queen.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

Queen Anne

Swiss-army rock...