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'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Movers and shakers.

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"Get names!"

I don't draw farts, but take it from me that one was from Skunksville.