Funny Bone Fan Pillows

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Snowprov

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Edvard Grieg

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

Movers and shakers.

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

Dog at a restaurant