Chuckle Collector Gifts

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Do you think it was a good idea to send all our patients fruitcakes?'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'... But I didn't lie to the dating agency, when I told them I had a thick head of hair. '

Dead Funny

Happy.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

'Our limo's here.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

Wall Cluck.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"