Chuckle Seeker Gifts

Evaluating the humorousness of cartoons.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'The Saxon King' pub

'My holes have got socks in them.'

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

Skiing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Toilet humour

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Hippie Edibles Co.

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

Easter Island Secret

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.