Back Comfort Enthusiast Gifts

Old woman dancing with a hot water bottle on her back to relieve back pain.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Sleepy Bunny

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

Mountain Escalator

"When I first met Howard, he had a touch of class. As it turns out, it was just a touch."

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"We need one with three zones."

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

High electricity consumption in the summer

Executive Elevator

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."

'I miss my water bed.'

"I really want to thank you for these great telepsychiatry sessions, doctor. The format lends itself to easing my anxiety and feelings of inadequacy around others."

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

"Hello Mum. Of course I look tired, I've been battling the whole morning changing a duvet cover!"

'We just got Jimmy a waterbed.'

'I wish our washer and dryer were on the first floor. . . It'd be more convenient.'