Back Comfort Enthusiast Prints

Old woman dancing with a hot water bottle on her back to relieve back pain.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Sleepy Bunny

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

Mountain Escalator

"When I first met Howard, he had a touch of class. As it turns out, it was just a touch."

High electricity consumption in the summer

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"We need one with three zones."

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

Executive Elevator

'I miss my water bed.'

"I really want to thank you for these great telepsychiatry sessions, doctor. The format lends itself to easing my anxiety and feelings of inadequacy around others."

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

"We're both self-isolating, but still no symptoms of pajamas rash."

'I wish our washer and dryer were on the first floor. . . It'd be more convenient.'