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The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Lumbar support animal

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"Too hard?"

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

Safety - Stretching Exercises.

"My back hurts when I sit."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

'This is going to be a level three.'

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

'Aargh! -- if the Lord had meant for man to walk upright, He'd have given us chiropractors!'

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'You want to take it easy with those Jeff, I did my thorax in last week.'

'We hope you don't mind, David is particular about his lumbar support.'

'Pardon my back.'