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'Try to relax.'

'Fetch.'

Insect extinction

"Is this about your raise?"

S.O.S. vaccine

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Vaccine

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

"People are always discriminating against my dad. At work, people say, 'clean up that spill' and 'get under the sink.'"

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

Drought.

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

The World's Toilet.

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

Where chiropractors go on holiday