Posture Enthusiast Pillows

'Honestly, this one is for good posture!'

'Practicing? Practicing what?'

"Junior, don't slouch!"

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Exercise Class

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Framed Lady

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'