Animal Rehab Specialist Pillows

Grumpy Hamster

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"You fly into a window, too?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Car Rides - Cats

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

Ophiologist

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'Found her. Keeping her.'

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'