Animal Rehab Specialist Gifts

Grumpy Hamster

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Vigilante Dog

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Car Rides - Cats

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"You fly into a window, too?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

Ophiologist

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

'Found her. Keeping her.'