Rehabilitating Animals Gifts

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Foster failure"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Dog Dreams

'Bert's dog training.'

Haute Suture

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Foster failure

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Be kind"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Agility God

Cat in Tree.

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"