Rehabilitating Animals Mugs

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Foster failure"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Dog Dreams

'Bert's dog training.'

Foster failure

Haute Suture

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Be kind"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Agility God

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Woman escapes with cats.

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Cat in Tree.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Street Organ - Monkey