Animal Healer Mugs

'We're doing everything humanly problem.'

Animal Hospital

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Kwazy Wabbits

Grumpy Hamster

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Earth and doctor

"I'm afraid you can't divorce your cat just because you say she doesn't meet your emotional needs."

"Leave the bowl."

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"The vet said his depression is due to directing hostile ambivalent feelings of loss toward the self...but that's the Freudian view."