Animal Healer Prints

'We're doing everything humanly problem.'

Animal Hospital

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Grumpy Hamster

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

Kwazy Wabbits

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Earth and doctor

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"I'm afraid you can't divorce your cat just because you say she doesn't meet your emotional needs."

"Leave the bowl."

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"