Animal Dentist Pillows

"Leave the bowl."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

An inbred poodle.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'The nice thing about group practice is that two minds are better than one.'

"May I keep my collar on?"

Ophiologist

Desert Vet.

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

'The vet did it.'

"But You Knew I Was An Animal Doctor!"

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

"We had him neutered,"

"Next time let go of the food sooner!"

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

'Flossing?'

"I'm their pet. They love me. They'll do anything for me. They cut my balls off."

"Roll over ... "

'The necropsy was a success...but the patient lived!'

'Who told you you couldn't change your spots Miss Leopards? Of course you can...'

"Take this as directed and come back in a week"