Animal Medicine Pillows

'Use this in both eyes, three times daily.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Haute Suture

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

Cat Scan

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Now turn your head and bark."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'What's founder?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'