Vet Medicine Pillows

Cat Scan

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

You've got polaroids.

'What sort of mix is she?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Lactose Intolerant

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Haute Suture

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."