Veterinary Pillows

Why pets need vets.

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'Always give a grave prognosis, my boy!...'

Dog Plastic Surgery.

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'This is one sick dog!'

'I hope you didn't pay too much for him, Sam....'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

"It turns out your problem is not chronic fatigue. You're just dog tired."

'Do you have anything for Restless Tail Syndrome?'

'You know, Doctor Belling, when you mentioned doing a standing castration,...

"So how do we know if they've got this helium virus?"

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

"No offense, but I'd really prefer to be seen by a dog. I'm sure you understand."

Dog'e eye test.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

Lactose Intolerant

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

"Have you tried eating grass?"

'And just where did you study medicine?'

'Is it harder to work on these big draft mares, Doc?'

"I just got your test results back. Essentially, as you suspected, you are a superior being."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'Doctor, are you listening to me?'

'No I don't care about your rules,,,'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'