Veterinary Medicine Buff Pillows

Pork Sausage.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Lactose Intolerant

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Haute Suture

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

"Fill it up!"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Cat Scan

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Satisfaction, stat!"