Veterinary Medicine Buff Gifts

Pork Sausage.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Lactose Intolerant

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Haute Suture

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Fill it up!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Cat Scan

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Now turn your head and bark."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."