Veterinary Medicine Gifts

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'Eat some grass, and call me in the morning.'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Horse Play.

"Well, your nose feels cold."

'Bovine Palpation'

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

Balding dog

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'When I asked you to remove his balls I didn't mean his eye balls!'

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I've run every labroratory test in the book and I'm happy to tell you that everything came out normal. There's nothing wrong with the bull."

'I've got the trots.'

"Try to relax..."

'Don't ever try this yourself. It's very easy to put it down the wrong way.'

'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'

"You were a veterinarian? Would you take a look at my left wing?"

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

"Trust me: It's benign."

'Chronic idiopathic progressive malnutritional hypophagia of environmental origin?'...

'...sound like bronco pneumonia.'

Spotted dog on phone: 'No, that's just the problem, Doctor. I'm not a dalmatian.'

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"Ned has laryngitis... He's disgruntled."

'Regulator valve blew off of the oxygen tank!!!'

'Sorry to bother you again. On the way home he stuck his head out the window.'

'I think that magnet you put in her stomach might have been just a little too strong.'

There he is Doctor...puny little calf with the scours.

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'There's an article in one of the recent veterinary journals...'