Veterinary Medicine Prints

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'Eat some grass, and call me in the morning.'

"Well, your nose feels cold."

Horse Play.

'Bovine Palpation'

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

Balding dog

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'I've got the trots.'

'When I asked you to remove his balls I didn't mean his eye balls!'

'I've run every labroratory test in the book and I'm happy to tell you that everything came out normal. There's nothing wrong with the bull."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Chronic idiopathic progressive malnutritional hypophagia of environmental origin?'...

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

Spotted dog on phone: 'No, that's just the problem, Doctor. I'm not a dalmatian.'

"Trust me: It's benign."

'Don't ever try this yourself. It's very easy to put it down the wrong way.'

'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

"You were a veterinarian? Would you take a look at my left wing?"

'...sound like bronco pneumonia.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday.'

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'I think that magnet you put in her stomach might have been just a little too strong.'

"Ned has laryngitis... He's disgruntled."

There he is Doctor...puny little calf with the scours.

'There's an article in one of the recent veterinary journals...'

'Regulator valve blew off of the oxygen tank!!!'

'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

X-ray technician showing dog bone x-ray.