Vet Medicine Gifts

Cat Scan

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

You've got polaroids.

'What sort of mix is she?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Lactose Intolerant

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Haute Suture

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"