Vets Gifts

'My owner asked me a question and I did that cute, little 'Head Tilt' thing and...'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Foster failure"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Seagiraffes

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog yoga

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."