Vet Work Gifts

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Fill it up!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Dog wearing a cone

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Cat Scan