Vets T-Shirts

'My owner asked me a question and I did that cute, little 'Head Tilt' thing and...'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"Careful, Doc. I'm pretty sure he understands you're going to neuter him."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

Support the Ex-Troops

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Foster failure"

Seagiraffes

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Chase me, chase me cows.