Doctor Of Veterinary Medicine Gifts

The Assistant

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Haute Suture

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Cat Scan

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

I hope you don't mind them - This is a teaching animal hospital.

"Now turn your head and bark."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Where's my glove?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'