Graduating Veterinary School Gifts

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'My brother-in-law is studying this vetinery stuff...

'Ho boy! Ho! I went to veterinary school because I loved animals....'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

The Assistant

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

Little Vet Play Kit.

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...