Vet School Graduation Gifts

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'Today, gentlemen, we will discuss the clostridial diseases.'

Happy.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

My dogs an obedience school honor student

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

Needles

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'Ho boy! Ho! I went to veterinary school because I loved animals....'

'Dean, we've been looking over your plans and curriculum...'

Performance.

'Okay, students! Let the patient up now.'

'My brother-in-law is studying this vetinery stuff...

'I just changed my mind about being a veterinarian!'