Vet School Student Gifts

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Doc's Kid.

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

Little Vet Play Kit.

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

"When I grow up...I'm going to be a vegetarian veterinarian!"

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'