Vet School Scholars Gifts

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

Doggy Peer Pressure

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'Welcome to the practice, my boy!'

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

'I used to want to be a vet!...But I changed my mind!'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'