Vet School Enrollment Gifts

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Doc's Kid.

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

Little Vet Play Kit.

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...