Veterinary Students Gifts

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

Doc's Kid.

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

The server is great – Every time I try to leave her a tip, she puts it back in my bowl.

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

Little Vet Play Kit.

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

Pork Sausage.

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'