Young Veterinarians Gifts

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Doc's Kid.

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

'Bone appetit!'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

A Few Common Ailments

#NoJunk

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'