Young Veterinarians Gifts

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Doc's Kid.

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

A Few Common Ailments

'Bone appetit!'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

#NoJunk

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'I don't understand it! I've been eating his homework for three years and I'm not a bit smarter.'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'