Future Vet Gifts

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

Little Vet Play Kit.

'I just changed my mind about being a veterinarian!'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

Doc's Kid.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Playing Doctors.

Bovine Proctology Graduation

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

Pork Sausage.

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'