Future Vet T-Shirts

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

Little Vet Play Kit.

'I just changed my mind about being a veterinarian!'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

Doc's Kid.

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Playing Doctors.

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

Pork Sausage.

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'