Trainee Veterinarian Gifts

'Physiology! Pharmacology! Bacteriology! Anatomy!...'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Doc's Kid.

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

'Virtual patient.'

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'Yeah, I've got the new guy working on table wines. He seems to be getting the hang of it.'