Trainee Veterinarian Gifts

'Physiology! Pharmacology! Bacteriology! Anatomy!...'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

Doc's Kid.

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Bovine Proctology Graduation

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

'Virtual patient.'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'