Veterinary Wannabe Gifts

'I bin treatin' her myself...took a course in vetinery once...

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

Doc's Kid.

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

"I got horse dewormer..."

"It hurts when I warble."

"First they tell you you're going in to get your bunions fixed and the next thing you know you're barking like a girl."

'Is it an emergency?'

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

I'll take it off when you stop biting your stitches. Veterinarian.

'It's been a long day and he hates the snappy ones.'

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'