Wannabe Veterinarian Gifts

This new dogcatcher seems rather suffic efficient

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Playing Doctors.

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

"First they tell you you're going in to get your bunions fixed and the next thing you know you're barking like a girl."

"It hurts when I warble."

"I got horse dewormer..."

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"Why would anyone hire a barrister, anyone can talk...I'm taking on my own case just as soon as I finish this triple by-pass."

'It's been a long day and he hates the snappy ones.'

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

Little Vet Play Kit.

I'll take it off when you stop biting your stitches. Veterinarian.

'Quick, Sable dear, mouth-to-mouth respiration!'

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.