Starting Vet School Gifts

'...And, to expand our food animal practice curriculum,...

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'I want to be a vet, too, but I can't pass geometry.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Doc's Kid.

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

'My kid is trying to get into vet school and I don't understand...

Bovine Proctology Graduation

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Rectal palpation, hell! I lost my thermometer!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'He needs counselling . . . he wants to be a vet.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

Little Vet Play Kit.

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'