Veterinary Studies Gifts

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

'I'd like to order some turpentine, bright red in color...'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Lactose Intolerant

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Haute Suture

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Fill it up!"

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"