Veterinary Studies Gifts

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

'I'd like to order some turpentine, bright red in color...'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Lactose Intolerant

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Haute Suture

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Fill it up!"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"Now turn your head and bark."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

I hope you don't mind them - This is a teaching animal hospital.

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."