Veterinary Medicine Admirer Pillows

'Quick, Sable dear, mouth-to-mouth respiration!'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."

"First they tell you you're going in to get your bunions fixed and the next thing you know you're barking like a girl."

"It hurts when I warble."

"I got horse dewormer..."

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

'Is it an emergency?'

Pork Sausage.

'It's been a long day and he hates the snappy ones.'

I'll take it off when you stop biting your stitches. Veterinarian.

'Second rumenotomy on that danged cow this year, Doc....'

A cattle baron.

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

Medical School Graduation Gowns.

"Of course, this will require extensive plastic surgery!"

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."