Veterinary Enthusiasts Pillows

'Is it an emergency?'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Barks in code.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Foster failure

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.