Veterinary Hobbyist Pillows

'Doc, I'll be eternally in your debt, I'm broke.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Reptilian trauma.

"I got horse dewormer..."

"First they tell you you're going in to get your bunions fixed and the next thing you know you're barking like a girl."

"It hurts when I warble."

'Is it an emergency?'

'It's been a long day and he hates the snappy ones.'

"Plan on living long? I already am."

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

'Quick, Sable dear, mouth-to-mouth respiration!'

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

'Are you out of your mind?'

"We gots worms."

"You just had to have a hamster wheel and now it's just another place to hang your clothes!"

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

'He charges too much!...