Herpetology Hobbyist Pillows

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Plan on living long? I already am."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Eyes

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"I've downsized."

Crocodile Costume

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

Mother's Day at the Hive

Snake Dress-Up

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

Frog Flycatcher.